I want to free them from the stories. She then finds out that Terezi was looking for her, and all the while she's bagging John to send her back. in L'Aquila (Abruzzo) Contents: Commune The population development of Sulmona as well as related information and services (weather, Wikipedia, Google, images). She keeps Yiffy caged like an animal and fits her with a shock collar powerful enough to knock her out in just a few zaps. All we know is that a will is born when enough circuits are brought together. ""[ 2016 | @Anuyushi]. TG Dirk's erotic affinity for robots and horses, objective of looking STRONG and even his rate of perspiration all seem to allude to Equius Zahhak; in his commentary in the Homestuck books, Andrew Hussie explains that both characters have "this creepy-guy streak running through them", and explains their shared connection with Doc Scratch by pointing out that "characters like Dirk, Equius, Doc, and a few others exist as dark authorial surrogates". [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) Dirk de-ages you and sends you to Bro's timeline to seduce him. Ultimate Dirk Strider; Summary. Akuto sealed Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension and set his size at no bigger than a few dozen mana particles. What you referred to as outside the universe and non-virtual alternate dimensions are the same thing. After Jake is woken up Brain Ghost Dirk continues to remain in the dream bubbles until real Dirk's waking and dream bodies are both rendered unconscious at which point Dirk appears in the dream bubbles by apparently merging with Brain Ghost Dirk. Slashes the UI in half with his Katana, which is a tear in the narrative (BFR). Ultimate Self Dirk is what the heroes have been fighting the entire time, they just didn't realize it. In that case, it became clear that near infinite possibilities were contained within the world. She grows up into the exact kind of sadistic, genocidal bully the founder of her company (and Pre-Scratch mother) was. As Ultimate Dirk, after taking over the narrative, he is too reckless and threads too close the Black/Green Hole, which alerts Alternate Calliope, who establishes a stable vessel and proceeds to, After his powers passively evolve into becoming his Ultimate self, he shapes up to be this. [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. AG and see into the internet infinite ocean of possibility and everything that can happen as it has been written, and it if has been written then he can read it. I said our minds are infected by the virus that we call stories and someone injected that virus into us. For his friend Jane's thirteenth, Dirk gave her a bunny as a gift using sendificator technology; though Jake and Roxy's bunnies had their origins as family heirlooms, Dirk had to steal the original Con Air bunny from his "brother's" movie memorabilia museum, though its robotic shell was built from scratch. It's kinda hard to imagine him reacting to that healthily. - Characters - Ultimate Dirk Strider. Music Dirk is introduced as a PHILOSOPHER PRINCE, and he claims he doesn't have the HEART to be upset at his bro's absence; together, these phrases foreshadow his mythological role as the Prince of Heart. What if the life of this world itself is fictional? Discussion threads involving Dirk Strider, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. This is a curse I am putting on anyone foolish enough to look in the Dirk Strider tag. Act 6/16/26/36/5 6/6 Act 6 Act 1 Jane: Answer Strider. (9 pp.) One answer to Dirk Strider's own personal ~*~Ultimate Riddle~*~, and a final form his punishment takes, is the simple fact that he's directly responsible for the creation of Lord English. CG A mountain region with a rich plant and faunal heritage, a coastal area and four provinces, Abruzzi is a land featuring strong and distinctive culinary traditions, together with a major wine industry.Most of its gastronomy is native, showing life-long links with local ingredients and is made of land and sea dishes.In particular, Abruzzi maintains its oldest home-made pasta's traditions . To understand, we'll have to consult a poet who's of the devil's part: John Milton. [A6A6I5] ====> (4 pp.) Not a scientifically observable universe, mind you. ), Act 6 Act 3 Jake: Respond. Is brainwashed and kidnapped by Dirk near the end of Meat, forcing the remaining heroes to embark to rescue her. Then ends up in the Candy timeline after falling from the sky and is found by John who not only tells her how crappy the world is, but also her name was taken by Kanaya and Rose's daughter, leading to her name becoming (Vriska). Though only one conversation between Dirk and Calliope has been observed, where they primarily discuss game mechanics and the the mechanics of Calliope's species and their interest in romance, he has been in contact with her since early on in his friendship with the rest of the group. When Aranea activates Jake's Page of Hope powers, his belief in Dirk causes the mind splinter to become real. He takes her advice to make [his] presence known after the murder of the Hegemonic Brute seriously, leading to his uprising on Derse. And this means they can arrive at the infinite past for living creatures. How long it feels to them is not exactly precised. Shit is about to get animebut Dirk's lack of genre awareness may be his downfall. and Homestuck^2 has more then confirmed this. Dirk landed in the middle of the flooded planet's vast ocean somewhere in what used to be Texas, and used his only companion, Lil Cal, as a flotation device to reach the former apartment complex where he now resides. WQ Tbh this is more fun then any version on Ronled. His dream self on Derse has apparently been awake for years, much like Dave's was, although Dave was not aware of it. (We also accept donations year-round, so you are able to donate whenever is convenient for you.). During the battle with the Jacks in [S]Collide, Dirk was seen taking the most physical abuse (i.e: getting punched in the face, then preceding to get whacked across the face with a crowbar, with a noticeable trail of blood on the ground after he was knocked down before getting put into a choke hold, then getting decapitated. Muse!Calliope takes control of Jade after her corpse is dropped in the Candy timeline. Because of this, Dirk is the center of a, Based upon his birthday, aspect, and lunar sway, Dirk's. Easter crowds in central Sulmona - image by ansilisia (CC BY-NC-SA 2.0)A little before midday the representatives of St Peter and St John announce the resurrection of Jesus to Mary by knocking on the door of the Church of San Filippo.. After much convincing and general commotion, Mary is eventually persuaded to leave her hiding place.. She bursts through the door and hurtles through the square. Dirk constructed Caliborn's robotic leg YEARS AGO. Bodiless thoughts invalidate that theory. DD ==> (31 pp.) Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (26), | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (1), Et si on vivait tous ensemble? (2 pp.) Discover more posts about ultimate dirk, dirk strider, dirkjake, jake english, homestuck epilogues, homestuck meta, and jakedirk. That worldview could be achieved by assuming a god created the world or the world was a story written by someone, but the existence of that god or storyteller could not be proven from within this world. It's revealed in the flash of Act 7 that they're back on good terms, playing with a soccer ball away from the others. One, Dave is hot as fuck. For a while, the two of them were too shocked to speak, but Bouichirou finally agreed with Akuto. I may have needed an experience that overloaded me on the story aspect of life. Like Jane and Roxy, Dirk's orange eye and text colors are brighter than his son Dave Strider's, and match the color of his sprite. Meanwhile the main timeline's players want to move on just as badly. But luckily for him, you are not a woman at all--you are a twelve year old little girl in love with a charming puppet-porn master from the internet and you have traveled hundreds of miles to be his irl loli waifu.(Ult. The Homestuck Epilogues are a satanic one. A sexually romantic hatred is, Suffers this greatly. That means I need to think about how to respond to that higher being, said Akuto. (5 pp.) Dirk: Talk to alien. A compilation of my DirkJake drabbles for the week.Day 1. He later becomes a sprite, as stated by Dirk later on when he says that "someone stole my sprite" and ARquiussprite is introduced as both a sprite made from Lil Hal and Equius Zahhak. You could alternatively say that our lives here are a lie. (9 pp.) learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. But before I could realize this duty of mine, I needed to experience the death of my former lover as described in the prologue. Lil Hal was originally known as Dirk's auto-responder (AI), and was at first an application designed to simulate Dirk's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) If you're here to have fun don't download him. yes. - See a recent post on Tumblr from @zan0tix about jakedirk. The birth of the universe resembled the birth of stories. Then what was the world? We only know there are likely an infinite number. His splinters may be part of why he is more reasonable and empathetic than his pre-scratch counterpart. His dream self is seen covered in the Hegemonic Brute's blood, having foiled the Batterwitch's assassination attempt. But what if the world were someones dream? Dirk has been aware of Roxy's romantic feelings for him for some time and feels guilty about it since he is unable to reciprocate. The real world, virtual alternate dimensions, outside the universe, non-virtual alternate dimensions, and the afterlife. She seems quite taken with his sense of humor as shown by her reaction to the edited Pony Pals book he gifted to her. @Bucketman Ok so here's a list of more characters Dirk can beat. He then chose to reveal his dream self's wakefulness to Derse by publicly impaling the Brute's head through a Dersite banner. Archetypes (ultimate extra-dimensional gods beyond the entire story hierarchy) and Akuto being one of them (before peak): Is this all the other universes? The variously colored extra-universal gods gave a denial. Yeah and it's definetely not you. Land of Tombs and Krypton He grabs Lil Cal and goes to the roof, where we see that, like Roxy, he lives in the future post-scratch Earth. Later the three trickster kids then arrive on LOTAK and attempt to get Dirk in on trickster action. For example apparently there exist infinite universes with every possible thingy in DKD and what not. ", no regular grammar and tends to talk in a mix of hashtags and normal speech #aboutme #quirks. -Win by K.O or death. In fact, it would normally exceed the Law of Identitys will. (3 pp.) Later he stated that it's probably better for him to stay out of Jake's life, considering himself to have been a completely toxic element in his life from day one. Dirk has shown trepidation at the idea of meeting Dave in person, despite saying earlier that he would like to. It ain't gonna get a response. As a more personal matter, Dirk scanned his brain when he was thirteen years old, and uploaded the copy of his brain into his sunglasses, where Lil Hal resides. Discover more posts about dirkjohn, ultimate dirk, dave strider, dirk strider, striders, lil hal, and ult dirk. Relations AR In the battle against Aranea, after failing to cause lasting wounds, Brain Ghost Dirk rejects the obvious trap of Aranea's offer to let him cut her arm off. He talks to Arquiusprite to attempt to figure out the situation in the alpha session. If say you make the thread at a dead time on the site then bump it during a busy time. He stated in in one conversation that (he'd) probably run (his) sword through (his) own dick before (he) could bring (himself) to kill Roxy. uu: Jeer Past Dirk. [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. The VG Resource. This is further indicated by the Credits, when they form the Consort Kingdom with Gcatavrosprite, and when they engage in practice fisticuffs with Sawtooth, Squarewave, and a new robot resembling Lord English. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) With the Fourth Wall broken new SBURB players travel to Earth C to start a fresh life. But what if a bystander wanted to take his too? Let's talk about Dirk Strider, and the Ultimate Self. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane Crocker as D. Strider, and affectionately by Roxy Lalonde as di stri. Gets narratively fodderized by Alt.Calliope(Pre Lord English Absorbtion) Super Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann vs Jiren (DBS), Mazinger ZERO vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Gurren Lagann), True Darkseid with the Anti-Life Equation vs Super Teppen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Transcendence (Xeelee Sequence) vs STTGL (Gurren Lagann). . Only Akuto and Bouichirou remained at the table. Akuto creates a story with infinite amount of things in it as well as proof that they are causally disconnected: To keep the story more flat, he prepared an infinite surface, chairs, a table, drinks, and a few fruits. Born Sulmona-Abruzzi, Italy, 11 February 1890, died New York, 11 May 1932. Dirk's previous interest and relationship with Jake as well as this conversation where Dirk refers to the respective orientations of Jane and himself confirms him to only have an interest in the same sex. Language: English Words: 541 Don't discuss illegal activity in the comments. that's the story. uu: Jeer Past Dirk. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. He would send most of his body into a virtual alternate dimension and reform his body with mana. ), Dirk's web browser is named for his denizen Yaldabaoth, who very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally gifted warriors.. DogtierxCattierDay 6. And so the computer gods had produced the demon king. The Striders' dual-colour symbols may also reference Dirk's connection to the Cherubs. @a_random_user: not a smart idea. but is it cucking if you're watching yourself fuck your girl. Karkat and Dave, at least, unambiguously describe her actions later on as fascist, and given that she's formed a military dictatorship to exterminate trolls entirely, it's hard to completely disagree. Then what about a heavy story? You will create all of those logically possible worlds, said Yoshie as if giving an order. Hiroshi frowned and Bouichirou corrected him. publicly impaling the Brute's head through a Dersite banner. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave 's Bro. @seagod: ik but lets see how far i can go be4 it gets closed or something. A plane that trascends that with being in that plane: extra-universal god and Noble Ring of horroterrors which exist in the Furthest Ring. Dust floated like asteroids and wind blew him around with greater speed than a storm and greater thickness than seawater. If you're here to have fun don't download him. Perhaps we should refer to you as god universes. Dirk Strider's Ultimate Self, having acheived command over every iteration of himself, joins Rivals of Aether! ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. He is also the only one of the post-scratch kids whose Trickster outfit does not reveal any striped stockings so far. However, no one knows how many circuits are needed before thought is born. I see. and i guess you can think of it as an excuse, but thats only if you dont make the effort to start trying to fix yourself. Dirk refused to leave this dream without one win. I want to save all the beings inside the Law of Identitys universe. JavaScript is disabled. TG He seems to be more laid back and less hot-headed than Dave at fifteen, using intellectual analysis intermixed with his ironic quips. Confirmation about infinite amount of parallel dimensions: Having all these different worlds is confusing. having sex with Rose to give her a child to raise, considering Yiffany, does have a canine penis. to you, a filthy degenerate.-like a whole lot of nothing in order to accompany a couple of drawings. He still uses his Unbreakable Katana, unlike the other kids and their newly-created weapons. Took numerous hits from possessed Alpha-Session Jack) | Outerverse level, Range: Extended melee range to tens of meters, Multiversal+ through control of alternate selves | Outerversal, Standard Equipment: Unbreakable Katana, Squarewave, and Sawtooth, Lil' Cal, Fancy Santas, Rocket Board, Irony |The Theseus, Intelligence: Genius (Created robots with advanced artificial intelligence and arranged and executed an incredibly convoluted plan while under pressure) | Nigh-Omniscient. when he tries to kidnap Tavros to remove him from his abusive household. Follow. When writing a story toward a happy ending, there might be unhappiness, but it all has meaning. He and Jake were revealed to be dating for some months after entering the medium, but when the story resumed from their perspective, Jake was shown to feel uneasy about the relationship. Ultimate Dirk VS Akuto Sai Everyone knows who is the one telling this story. (4 pp. Dirk Strider / Ultimate Dirk. HB That means they are not harmed by physical impacts that would kill a normal person and they occasionally use supernatural powers. Eventually becomes one to Hussie himself once he's Ultimate Dirk, serving as an interactive author figure in conflict with most of the characters. That allows you to understand who it is you are inside.. I also said we must not cast aside those stories. Introduction In addition, unlike the other three Tricksters, he has no visible mouth. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Rivals of Aether. Sticker By indigonite From $1.35 Dirk Strider Symbol Homestuck Active T-Shirt By BeelYourself $27.90 dirk strider - no bussy for bronies Classic T-Shirt By chumHandle From $19.84 Dirk kin Sticker By yooptheyot From $1.35 heart aspect Sticker By maqouto From $1.35 Dirk Strider Sticker By NibbleVerminInc From $1.16 it's barely even explicit but i marked it to be safe. my insanity scared him right the fuck off. Work Search: the projection of Dirk which existed in Jake's dream bubble, ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces, build robots, set them to kill mode, and spar with them to death. This time, somebody finds you. In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. Creating that lower body known as a void body was the first step toward becoming a being not of this world. Download this Sheet | Return to Sheet | Return to Game. Dirk has the ability to control the stories that makes up reality as a narrative level character he is, taking control over Homestuck narrative, give and take the concept of you, slash through the User Interface of the game(which is the narrative of the game). They could even be seen as existing as infinite parallel worlds. When he tries to leave one Jake English, something new awakens. His shirt features a picture of a cap, reminiscent of Bro's headwear and similar in shape to Dave's record symbol. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. His uses his suicide to give his power to his Meat counterpart. All of them. With not much else to do, why not tell this mysterious figure everything he knows about his alternate selves. That is why they are relatively easy to understand., Keena-chan created them and so we can understand them?, To me, she was Sudou Rimu. I1I2I4I5Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 [A6A6I1] ====> (6 pp.) He is also known to enjoy "legendary infinite showers" (which he may take when he is focusing on his dream self). )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. It is implied that Brobot harboured romantic feelings towards Jake, as Brobot ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces while Jake was talking to Roxy and Jane about romance. VS Battles Wiki is a FANDOM Anime Community. Mods may do something for your spamming. Think of them as having become stories to varying degrees., And weve done so to a much higher degree?, We know that the world is fictional. Sulmona. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave Strider's adopted Bro and ectobiological father. )Act 6 Act 3 Jake: Respond. PM Dirk says that he and the AI he created, Hal, are the same people only to his convenience, and denies this to his inconvenience, similar to Dave and Davesprite. The world was created by the storyteller known as the Law of Identity. Perfect grammar and syntax. He was then put in a chokehold by Lord Jack, who was then put into a similar hold by Robot Jack. Your area of the Theseus is cold, and you have a question. Even for her own good. He is also killed by Spades Slick's gun, and seriously injured by an energy blast; both times he was resuscitated by Terezi and Dave, and immediately rejoined the fight. Gyaaaaah! His scream trailed on and on as his body grew smaller and smaller. After Dirk's dream self awakens, he revives Jane and takes Roxy and himself to their session's Frog Temple, where they wait in the time capsule until Jake's time. Unlike the Beta Kids, and like the rest of the Alpha Kids, Dirk's name is purely of Hussie's creation: which is to say his placronym was already filled out on his thirteenth birthday. Doesnt that seem like a very high degree?. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. There is a theory saying that this world could have been created five minutes ago and we can never prove otherwise if our memories are false. Ultimate Dirk Strider The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat puppet play Metanarrative Humiliation Slut Shaming BDSM Suspension Metafiction unreliable narrators Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Being an Asshole Ultimate Dirk Also Being an Asshole Bro Strider body pillow Language: English Stats: Published: 2022-04-07 Words: 6500 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 14 I expected you to be.accompanied by someone.. Specially . I wanted this mainly for myself because I didn't see many of Ultimate Dirk, but, here's this. But at the same time, the world was an absolute truth from inside that fiction. He allowed Caliborn to beat him up to protect the other alphas. First Appearance (4 pp. a completely toxic element in his life from day one. Comparable to Dave. Ultimate Dirk Strider - Works | Archive of Our Own US$50,000 US$76,903.32 1 - 20 of 60 Works in Ultimate Dirk Strider Works Bookmarks Previous 1 2 3 Next Temporal Severance & Social Eminence by FallingMountain Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic) Mature Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death F/F, Multi, Other Work in Progress Planet Bouichirou pointed at him and he let out a long breath and nodded. Act 6 Act 5: 16 Earth yearsCredits: 20 Earth years, Dave Strider - Adoptive "older brother"/ancestor, genetic sonRose Lalonde - Genetic daughterLil Hal - Mental clone, Orange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride, Act 6 Act 1 Jane: Answer Strider. In other words, the universe exists and time is absolutely irreversible. But most of all, I hate you for having what I can't have. EB/GT This same dialogue also touches upon the concept of the demiurge, a title often given to the mythical Yaldabaoth. Please consider turning it on! You had the rest right and the Law of Identity is related to them all. For the first time, Dirk Strider is incalculable. That also tells us the limits of this world: anything that cannot be described cannot happen.. Dirk: Answer. When I say we can understand them, I mean those worlds can be simply described. It isn't just about being canonically alive - if you're Dirk, and you suddenly become aware of the existence of the narrative, to be alive means you need the canon to be alive. When Dirk was thirteen, he used the captcha code of his brain to create an AI duplicate of himself. Please do not read it if that would bother you. (10 pp.) Not much is known about those alternate dimensions. In most cases, he doesn't view his orientation as something worth discussing. Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder. [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) Well, I must say Im surprised to find you of all people out there. Just take a look at most of her tropes. The afterlife changes based on ourno, mostly based on your thoughts. If the universe really is multiple stories, then there must be countless beings like me outside of it.. These are the archetypes that created the different universes. The extra-universal gods urged him to look behind him. ==> ==> Be Dirk. You can think of it as similar to how we do not know where ones will is located in the human brain. Then everything would make sense.. Eeeeee! shrieked Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension. (Login|Register) Register today to join in with discussions on the forum, post comments on the site, and upload your own sheets! CC A simple wish, but with not-so-simple consequences, as the power to turn reality into a story is bound to interact unpredictably with the power to become the center of every narrative. In other words, anything that can be described in text can happen. Being on a ship for 3 or so years in space can lead to discovering some lingering thoughts. CD. They were not life forms, so if they could possess a will of their own, did that not prove that the world was fictional? The story of interference from outside the universe was centered on not perceiving the world as fictional. AC | All Together (2021) (1). Dirk's close relationship with Roxy could be seen as a parallel with Equius' relationship to Nepeta Leijon, another Rogue with an affinity for cats; the two also share Equius and Nepeta's aspects, though with their roles switched. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. As I reached out to grab it and try to pull it from the ground, a voice yelled over the pounding of the rain. All of his deaths are self inflicted in some way to aid them, and in his post [S] Game Over death he allows himself to be consumed by glitches because of his failure to save his friends. They had all been playing a part in that story and thus the world had not been allowed to interfere with the stories other than Akutos. Uses a lot of trailing commas,,,, instead of periods,, "Whatever. There were few personalities that were not influenced by him and there had only been one person from whom he had been able to receive advice. And thoughts themselves create a universe. When asked to play a game, Dirk immediately agrees, draws/animates 25 pieces of art for him, and expresses disappointment when Caliborn calls game over.
